You decide to ask your sister, jenCarlos, mastermind of Escape From Westfield, the on-line game, to be your driver. jenCarlos is visiting for the afternoon and looks terribly bored as Dad lectures her on the mental state of Russian leader Peter the Great during his reign, and his blow-by-blow impact on history.
"Jenny?" you interrupt.
"Never call me that," she corrects you.
"jenCarlos," you start again. "I need your help. I need to go to the zoo to try to get some clues to save the Komodo dragon. Can you help me?"
"Do I have to do anything strenuous?" asks jenCarlos.
"No. You just have to drive, and occasionally walk around."
"I get $14 an hour per kid (adjusted for inflation and cost of living) for babysitting," she tells you. "Since you have 2 heads, that's $28 (price adjustments do not include gratuity) an hour. Can you afford me?"
"It's Christmas! Cut me a break!" you plead.
"I'm not charging you for mileage," she says with a grin. "Also, the Komodo dragon can't ride in the car without a diaper."
You consider this offer and decide that it's about the best you can do for now. Maybe you can convince the Komodo dragon to eat jenCarlos before you have to pay her off.